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Synopsis
A man’s shock at a bread price hike reveals a new subscription model, turning a loaf into a monthly slice delivery. Later, he encounters an absurdly priced, ‘open-concept’ apartment, ultimately signing a lease for a living space described as a TED Talk.
A man walks into a supermarket and asks for a loaf of bread. The cashier says, ‘That’ll be ₹200.’
The man gasps, ‘But last week it was ₹100!’
Cashier [shrugs]: That’s inflation.
Man [sighs]: Fine, I’ll take it.
Cashier: Oh, sorry, I meant per slice. The loaf is now a subscription service. You pay monthly, and we’ll deliver one slice at a time. Bread is now SaaS: Sandwich as a Service.
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A man tours a tiny apartment. The realtor says, ‘It’s 200 sq ft, but very cosy.’
Man: Where’s the bathroom?
Realtor: It’s wherever you feel spiritually aligned. We call it ‘open-concept sanitation‘.
Man: And the rent?
Realtor: Only ₹50,000 a month. But think of it as an investment in vibes. Plus, the walls are made of recycled PowerPoint slides from failed startups.
The man signs the lease. He now lives in a TED Talk.
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